Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. ‘Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his …

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Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bow Peep was giving him head. As soon as he came She started to weep, She knew by the taste he’d been fucking her sheep.