Top 10 (in no particular order):
• My ex-girlfriend keeps on phoning my ex-boyfriend. How can I ensure that those calls are dropped?
• I have an itch on my middle ball. What can I do?
• Thank god i found this service. Don, blessed one, I am the great granddaughter of a Saudi Sheik and have inherited $20m US, but can’t get it out of the country. My question to you is, how do you get your hair to stand up so nicely.
• I hate paying taxes. Oh hang on, Im unemployed. I dont have a tax problem! Wicked rad!
• You (about 40 times, which is hilarious)
• I can’t get hold of Trevor Noah, Cell C keeps dropping my call.
• I have two hands and one mouth – how can I drink more?
• I live in a cave and have to stand on crates in order to get reception. Can you help?
• Microwave ovens don’t display their wattage anywhere legible on the device front-end.
• I have read a lot of stories of individuals who have claimed a life-after-death experience, or a near-death experience. In almost all cases, if the people saw heaven (or paradise), when they saw their grandparents or parents they described them as being very young; perhaps in their twenties, or no older in appearance than when they were in their thirties. Is there any Bible reference to indicate how old a person will appear when they are in heaven?
Other notable mentions:
• I want to use skype, but there’s no one to talk with me. What do I do?
• I look like half a hamster
• When I… you know… (number 2). It hurts a little bit. And sometimes I can’t flush afterwards.
• People keep eating my candy when I’m away
• cheese sticks to my windscreen
• my coffe mug. she is brokenn
• My arse hurts when I have to pay my cell phone account, what can you do to help?
• I want a 3some, and I still haven’t had one after years of trying. Please Mr Packett, can you help?
Actually, my real favourites are the ones who actually posted comments about cellphone coverage, simswaps, contracts, etc. How they thought telldon.co.za was for real is way funnier than anything else. Thanks everyone for playing along. Good times.
Bible says we get the same bodies, except they better suited for an eternal life. Like Avatar. http://bit.ly/aGI8Tt