My best Facebook friend request ever!

February 19th, 2009 Posted by Uncategorized 0 thoughts on “My best Facebook friend request ever!”
This is the message that came with the request:

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Hi,
my name is Asuman.
My English bad, sorry.
I want to different things.
your photo very sexi.
i want to see your penis photo,
for my masturbate.
i wait u.

She wants to see my penis photo for her masturbate? She wait me? So sweet! Doubt I was the only one she contacted though. Slapper. Pff.

Below is my profile pic, I can understand why she’d think I would send her a penis photo. I’m not gonna though, if you were wondering.

Myass

0 thoughts on “My best Facebook friend request ever!”

  1. Dave Meyer says:

    Dude, I masturbate you all the time. No biggie. Literally.

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